Aria and Ezra's ski lift scene by Heather Hogan Aria: You murdered Alison and now you are going to murder me, you absolute motherfucker! Ezra: No, you’ve got me all wrong. I am a teenagefucker. And I’m not a murderer. Aria: You did or did not sleep with Alison DiLaurentis when she was the age of 15? Ezra: Accidentally! But I slept with you when you were 16 on purpose! Because I am a reporter! Aria: Is that code for child molester? Ezra: No, see. Yes, Ali lied about her age and I believed her and slept with her, so after she died, I was like, “How weird was that bitch?” and I decided to write a quote true crime story about her. Aria: You knew exactly who I was the day I came into that bar in the pilot episode. Ezra: Yes, Suzy Clueless, I knew. Aria: You knew I was going to be a high school junior and you were going to be my English teacher and you’d fucked my then-dead underage best friend so you thought you’d fuck me too, for information for this true crime book of yours? Ezra: But I fell in love with you! That part is for real! It’s why I’ve been stalking and recording you and your friends during every moment of every day for the last two years! I mean, that and my true crime book.